Posts tagged comedy

“Shark still looks fake.”
Biffco, Back To The Future II (1989)

“Shark still looks fake.”

Biffco, Back To The Future II (1989)

“Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.”
Team Zissou, The Life Aquatic (2004)

Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins.

Team Zissou, The Life Aquatic (2004)

“It wasn’t nice of the mean old lady to smash your collar bone was it Stephen?”
Southwest Pacific Airways, Clifford (1994)

“It wasn’t nice of the mean old lady to smash your collar bone was it Stephen?”

Southwest Pacific Airways, Clifford (1994)

“Alright drones, listen up!”
Veridian Dynamics, Better Of Ted (2009) via Bradley Luman

“Alright drones, listen up!”

Veridian Dynamics, Better Of Ted (2009) via Bradley Luman


“It’s got electrolytes.”
Brawndo, Idiocracy (2006)

“It’s got electrolytes.”

Brawndo, Idiocracy (2006)

 
“Do you know how I know you’re gay?”
SmartTech, The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

“Do you know how I know you’re gay?”

SmartTech, The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

 
“Time warp anyone?”
Denton, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) via Steven Cantor

 

“Time warp anyone?”

Denton, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) via Steven Cantor

 
“I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.”
Brainasium, Grandma’s Boy (2006)

“I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.”

Brainasium, Grandma’s Boy (2006)

 
“Milk was a bad choice!”
Channel 4 News Team, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

 

“Milk was a bad choice!”

Channel 4 News Team, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

 
“I have come many miles and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.”
Takagura Dojo, Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

“I have come many miles and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.”

Takagura Dojo, Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

 
“Oh, I’m detecting nuttiness, all right.”
La Ratatouille, Ratatouille (2007)

“Oh, I’m detecting nuttiness, all right.”

La Ratatouille, Ratatouille (2007)

 
 “I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!”
Johnny Chimpo, Super Troopers (2001)

 “I don’t want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola!”

Johnny Chimpo, Super Troopers (2001)

 “I think there’s been a rape up there!”
Wernham Hogg, The Office UK (2001–2003)

 “I think there’s been a rape up there!”

Wernham Hogg, The Office UK (2001–2003)

“I’d like you to spend the week with me.”
Edward Lewis Enterprises, Pretty Woman (1999) via Christopher Rouleau

“I’d like you to spend the week with me.”

Edward Lewis Enterprises, Pretty Woman (1999) via Christopher Rouleau

 “The reason we don’t eat people is because they taste lousy.”
Fishy Joe’s, Futurama (1999)

 “The reason we don’t eat people is because they taste lousy.”

Fishy Joe’s, Futurama (1999)