“The reason we don’t eat people is because they taste lousy.”
Fishy Joe’s, Futurama (1999)
“Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?”
Goliath National Bank, How I Met Your Mother (2005) via Eric Stanley
“No touching.”
The Bluth Company, Arrested Development (2003) via Rick Pollock
“Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Reynholm Industries, The IT Crowd (2006)
“Your research is intended to do nothing less than save the world as we know it.”
Hanso Foundation, LOST (2004) | via Chad Johnson
“Transform and roll out!”
Autobots, Transformers (1984) | via Abib Johnson
“There it is, there it is. It’s always there if you look for it. Everybody sees and nobody sees.”
Blue Sun, Firefly (2002) | via Rod & Jen
“Blah blah, vampire emergency. Blah.”
Fangtasia, True Blood (2008) | Mallory Backmann
“Sweet zombie Jesus!”
Momcorp, Futurama (1999) | via Neal Menkus
“I don’t think so, Tim.”
Binford Tools, Home Improvement (1991)
“Morons! I have morons on my payroll!”
Cobra Command, G.I. Joe (1985)
“He’s dead, Jim.”
Command Insignia, Star Trek (1966)
