“It’s got electrolytes.” Brawndo, Idiocracy (2006)
“Do you know how I know you’re gay?”
SmartTech, The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
“Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich.”
Sterling Cooper Draper Price, Mad Men (2007) via Steven Cantor
“I want his arm. Cut it off.”
Multi-National United, District 9 (2009)
“The reason we don’t eat people is because they taste lousy.”
Fishy Joe’s, Futurama (1999)
“No touching.”
The Bluth Company, Arrested Development (2003) via Rick Pollock
“According to The Oxford English Dictionary, the word “snapshot” was originally a hunting term.”
SavMart, One Hour Photo (2002)
“You’re gonna knock over a bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, write on ‘em? ”
Wildwood Savings, Bandits (2001) | Steve Kodis
“Bring me the priest.”
ZORG Industries, The Fifth Element (1997) | via Leanda Chia
“Steeeve Perry!”
Milwaukee Beers, Baseketball (1998)
“There it is, there it is. It’s always there if you look for it. Everybody sees and nobody sees.”
Blue Sun, Firefly (2002) | via Rod & Jen
“Earmuffs.”
Speaker City, Old School (2003) | via Neal Menkus
“Blah blah, vampire emergency. Blah.”
Fangtasia, True Blood (2008) | Mallory Backmann
“Sweet zombie Jesus!”
Momcorp, Futurama (1999) | via Neal Menkus
